![]() ![]() I’ll just end this by saying that I’m not personally recommending this to anyone, but you could certainly do far worse for a buck. I’m a sucker for sweet things, as any casual reader of this blog can attest, but even I had a hard time forcing it down. ![]() The fact it’s sugar free is rather surprising, as there isn’t much of the typical “artificial sweetener” aftertaste inherent in most such drinks, nor is there a crash afterward, which are two rather large pluses.īut it doesn’t change the fact that it still tastes overly sweet. It’s almost like a melted lime Jolly Rancher, a statement that I’m sure will make it appeal to a certain crowd, but it’s a fairly-close description. ![]() At the same time, though, that statement is also showing why I get less and less excited to get them every time: they may only be one dollar, but there’s little more here than sweetness and caffeine. The taste is very similar, as it’s very artificial, and appeals to the tastebuds the way many fast foods and junk foods appeal to us: because they’re specifically manufactured and painstakingly created to do so.įor all the hate I seem to be pouring on it, I have to say that it actually wasn’t THAT bad: in fact, it’s probably the best Rip-It flavor that I’ve had up to this point. Like a lot of Rip-It flavors (okay, maybe all of them) the aroma of this is over-the-top to the point of absurdity: it smells like “lime” alright, but an exaggerated, candy-like version that bears very little resemblance to the actual thing. That’s clearly trying to sound “tough” and “masculine” to appeal to the same mindset that mindlessly gobble up buying camouflage-branded products, but if you read between the lines and unnecessarily-exaggerated addition of “patriotic” words, you’re basically left with “Mandarin Lime”. Rant aside, this one just honestly just looked to be the most appetizing of the bunch, and it wasn’t even until later that I even saw what the flavor was (I just assumed it would be something “green”): “Active Mandarin Live Wild Lime.” Okay. A lot of them looked pretty lackluster and uninteresting, which honestly makes my apparent choice even more baffling: out of all of the cans that they had to offer, why in the hell did I pick the camo can? That most obvious and execrable of all PR campaigns, where a company “supports” sending American civilians off to die-maybe they even donate money to some kind of veterans assistance charity for added artificiality-urges us to also support the protection of “our freedom” (read: massive profits of war industry) and then show off their boundless bravery and patriotism by throwing some camouflage on their worthless products, despite the strong possibility not one person behind the marketing stunt ever served in any active military campaign. We purchased this at the same convenience store in Tennessee that provided us with Spider Berry Bite energy drink (also for a dollar see review here) – overall, they had more Rip-It flavors than I had ever seen before. And this is despite their affordable dollar price-point, which is even more appetizing considering a lot of energy drinks are way overpriced, so I try to stick with the budget ones. Thanks mainly to a bad batch of Rip-Its that I bought once from a local general store (they were well within their expiration date, but straight-up tasted like mold), along with some rather uninspired flavors, I have gradually found myself starting to hate the brand as a whole. ![]()
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